Professional Eye-Roller™ Tee – Women's Relaxed Fit

It’s giving deadpan excellence.
Introducing the Professional Eye-Roller™ Tee—because you’ve officially run out of f*cks to give at work, on Zoom, or during yet another mansplaining moment.

This shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Front: “Professional Eye-Roller” badge (because it’s practically your job now).
Back: Retro ad-style breakdown of Eye-Rolling™ as the cure for modern BS—complete with office drama testimonials.

✨ Soft as your last nerve is frayed
🧵 Made for classic or passive-aggressive wearers
👀 Available in “I can’t” colorways

Pair it with jeans for an effortless “please stop talking to me” look—or layer it with a blazer to remind your boss you could be an email.

🧵 Shirt Details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed, crew neck
• Ethically sourced (Nicaragua, Honduras, or USA)

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