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“I solemnly swear I am up to everything, actually.”
Designed for the moms, managers, and magical multitaskers who hold the world together with one hand and a coffee in the other. This tee brings wizard-level energy to everyday chaos — because managing mischief is a full-time job.
Front Print: A Marauder-style footprint trail winding across the chest with labels like “emails,” “calls from school,” “chores,” and “snacks (again?!)” — because your to-do list has lore.
Back Print: A bootleg family crest featuring a wand, dry shampoo, AirPods, and a suspiciously judgmental Sorting Hat.
🧺✨ It’s soft. It’s flattering. It’s giving: “Yes, I am the main character of this house.”
Fabric Spellbook:
Print Style:
Soft-touch digital print with vintage distressing on the back crest. Wizard-core certified.
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |
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