I’m Just Here for the Comments Tee

Mentally we’re not in the video—we’re deep in the replies.

This shirt is for the lurkers, the chaos scrollers, the people who sort by “new” just to feel something. If you’ve ever liked a video only to unlock the comment section, congrats—you’ve found your uniform.

Built with soft, slightly stretchy cotton and just enough existential dread to get you through another scroll session.

Details for the Terminally Online:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather variants include polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² aka featherlight doomscrolling comfort
• Pre-shrunk so your takes won’t warp in the wash
• Side-seamed for a clean fit (unlike your fave app’s UI)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for ultimate lurker mobility
• Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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