Coffee Changes Everything Tee

It’s giving caffeinated core. This shirt is for the chronically online who treat iced coffee like a personality trait (because it is). Featuring vintage tattoo-style roses and a checkered cup that looks like it just rage-quit your local indie café, this tee blends thirst with thirst trap.

Soft, relaxed, and smooth like your fourth cold brew. Dress it down with denim or up with irony.

Specs if you care (but like, not required):

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Heather blends include a dash of polyester

• Pre-shrunk with a relaxed fit for your overstimulated comfort

• Side-seamed with a classic crew neck

• Sourced ethically from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the U.S.

☕ Hot take, iced edition.

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