Beam Meow Up – Abduction Cat Adult Tee

Ever felt like you were too online to be from this planet? Same.
This purrfectly absurd tee features a cat mid-abduction—voluntarily, we might add—beaming up into the great beyond like it just rage-quit Earth. It's giving take me to your algorithm.

Soft enough to nap in, strong enough to survive another timeline shift. Whether you're an alien sympathizer or just a chronically online creature, this shirt gets it.

Specs, if you care (you do):

• 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors = poly blend, stay hydrated)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (aka: breezy but not flimsy)
• Pre-shrunk so you don’t rage-cry after laundry day
• Side-seamed, shoulder-taped, built like a thread-freaking spaceship
• Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US – no intergalactic sweatshops here

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